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~ Funny Humorous Quotes - Is Laughter A Medicine? ~



If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there ~ Will Rogers
 
I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced ~ Ruby Wax

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way ~ Carl Sandburg
 
I'm for whatever gets you through the night ~ Frank Sinatra
 
I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more ~ James Brown

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart ~ E.E. Cummings

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago ~ Will Rogers
 
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you ~ Robin Williams

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done ~ Steven Wright

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is ~ Oscar Wilde



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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first ~ George Carlin

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk ~ Rita Rudner

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes ~ Jay London
 
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate ~ Dave Barry
 
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether ~ Johnny Vegas

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man ~ H. L. Mencken
 
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term ~ Mark Twain

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper ~ Jerry Seinfeld
 
It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger
 
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives ~ Billy Connolly



~ Funny Humorous Quotes - Is Laughter A Medicine? ~



I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me ~ Elayne Boosler
 
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you ~ Colin Sautar

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off ~ Anonymous

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself ~ Rita Mae Brown

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back in ~ Will Rogers
 
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad ~ P.D. East

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas ~ Johnny Carson

"May those who love us love us, and those who do not love us, may God turn their hearts, and if He cannot turn their hearts may He turn their ankles that we may know them by their limping ~ Irish Prayer"

Maybe this world is another planet's hell ~ Aldous Huxley

Men are only as loyal as their options ~ Bill Maher



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