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People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading ~ Logan P. Smith

People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile ~ Lee Mildon

Polite conversation is rarely either ~ Fran Lebowitz

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday ~ Don Marquis

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long ~ James Thurber
 
Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours ~ Ronald Reagan

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples ~ George Burns

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I ~ Oscar Levant
 
Sacred cows make the best hamburger ~ Mark Twain

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them ~ H.L. Mencken



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She was what we used to call a suicide blond - dyed by her own hand ~ Saul Bellow

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong ~ Mae West

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life ~ Brooke Shields

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps ~ Emo Philips

Some people are too tired to give you a smile. Give them one of yours as none needs a smile so much as he who has no more to give ~ Anonymous

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; You get knocked down by traffic from both sides ~ Margaret Thatcher

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs ~ Alfred Hitchcock
 
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of ~ Robert Benchley

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it ~ Harry Truman

The cheapest facelift is a smile ~ Michael Sage



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The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg ~ Anonymous

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting ~ Gloria Leonard

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly ~ Demetri Martin

The early bird catches the worm, but it is the early worm that is caught by the bird - Anonymous

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese ~ Anonymous

The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away ~ Tom Waits

The most wasted of all days is one without a smile ~ E.E. Cummings

The next time you have a thought... let it go ~ Ron White

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere ~ Jimmy Fallon

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron ~ Phyllis Diller

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth unless it happens to be chewing at your face ~ Jose De Jesus Zepeda



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