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What are the Things that Make you Laugh?


Funny Humorous Quotes are here for your enjoyment and to make you laugh. 

They say that laughter is the best medicine, and science seems to agree. According to research laughter can boost the immune system, help in the reduction of pain, stimulate different organs and assist in improving ones blood pressure.

Laughter also inhibits anger, bonds people and there-by increases happiness and intimacy which can in-turn trigger healthy physiological changes.

The power to heal and renew, both physically and emotionally through laughter, helps relax the body and assists it to destress.

Whether you are looking for amusing quotes, witty quotes or any other comical quotes, funny humorous quotes can make you smile or cause you to have a hilarious sidesplitting moment.

Lets smile, laugh, giggle, chuckle, snigger our way to a better and healthier life.



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I can resist everything except temptation ~ Oscar Wilde



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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized ~ Fred Allen

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours ~ Milton Berle

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted ~ Anonymous

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night ~ Steve Martin

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat ~ Erma Bombeck
 
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't ~ Anonymous

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones ~ Cher

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul ~ George Bernard Shaw
 
A house becomes a home when you can write “I love you” on the furniture ~ Anonymous

A laugh is a smile that bursts ~ Mary H. Waldrip



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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths ~ Steven Wright

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore ~ Yogi Berra
 
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists ~ Don Marquis

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him ~ Sir Winston Churchill

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid ~ Jack Benny

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name ~ Evan Esar

A smile breaks down barriers, laughter keeps those barriers down ~ Michael Sage

A smile is a hug from a distance ~ Michael Sage

A smile is a powerful weapon. You can even break ice with it ~ Anonymous

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas” ~ Claude Pepper



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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man ~ Lana Turner
 
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it ~ Jerry Seinfeld
 
A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children ~ David Brenner

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap ~ Mitch Hedberg
 
A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge ~ Robert Brault

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice ~ Bill Cosby

Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter ~ Anonymous

All men are equal before fish ~ Herbert Hoover

All my life I've wanted to be somebody; I realize now that I should have been more specific ~ Lily Tomlin

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought ~ Robert Brault



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