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Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words ~ Woody Allen

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness ~ Woody Allen

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small ~ Woody Allen

The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone ~ Woody Allen

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep ~ Woody Allen

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have ~ Woody Allen

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? ~ Woody Allen

Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage ~ Woody Allen

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once ~ Woody Allen

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition ~ Woody Allen



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Tradition is the illusion of permanance ~ Woody Allen

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet ~ Woody Allen

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? ~ Woody Allen

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room ~ Woody Allen

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back ~ Woody Allen

Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen ~ Woody Allen

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered? ~ Woody Allen

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred ~ Woody Allen



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